A decimooch is just longer than a day.

Yeah but your intestine(s) are a giant squiggle in your gut. You need a straight line for the piercing, and to do that with your intestine(s), well, you’d have to lay em out end to end. That’s a great way to get pink eye.

Dammit I have trouble not rhyming antelope with Penelope.

I shouldn’t have this ALA logo here either

The fins

Down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets.

If my enemies destroy each other, I’m certainly saved some effort. Go for it, champ!

I’m with you, but I don’t see Trump going after anyone on his personal revenge list before Obama and Biden. Won’t start the deportation/concentration camp bullshit in earnest until after a few of those because he has to prove to the legislature that he controls them before he does anything too unpopular or evil.

Dang it Baba Yaga I brought you that mandrake mousse you wanted

Just use Robert’s rules of order when you have an argument that makes everyone happier

Always been like this

Since when has the US ever cared

Once the first (new) secession happens, the rest will flee for one reason. The Republicans are trying to ban porn.

How about Going to California?

We’ll bring along Oregon and Washington, at least the west halves, and call the country the Collective of American States.

Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal

You mean John Curtis, the guy who’s taking Mittens’ seat? I have my doubts.

Oh hey the exact consequence I said would happen.

I already do