That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen!

Offer potato

I’VE ONLY PLAYED THE FIRST. I’VE BEEN MEANING TO PLAY THE SECOND.

No, it’s a pocket for Kevin.

I SAID NO LOLLYGAGGIN

WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM? THIS IS AN AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS QUOTE AND I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THE GAME!

Happy birthday!

I will now!

He was shot around 10:15 pm on April 14 and died across the street at 7:22 am on April 15.

The first woman to be executed by the US federal government was executed as a result of Lincoln’s assassination. Her name was Mary Surratt and her youngest son, Johnny, was considered Booth’s “right hand man”.

I was about to comment something along the lines of “You add water and drink it, dumbass” but then I realized that it does not, in fact, say metamucil. I’m the dumbass.

Any time I can’t pet the dog.

I know a lot about the Lincoln assassination.

I can have a profile pic?

HomesliceAbe approve of s20 origin story

Coffee break!

Oh nos!

Is best season

While this one doesn’t follow the no pronouns / articles rule, it’s a work of art.