Think of the saved CO₂ compared to writing an entire article!

Vaseline

Some of them refuse to learn though

And I moo like a cow

That is not a problem. You only really need them during sex.

Only because light bounces around.

If you do so outside, the light disappears into space.

If HR can’t understand that, then it isn’t a decent work environment to begin with.

You can always try to explain it by calculating the cost of you sitting uselessly in meetings. Your hourly wage X amount of hours in meetings. I’m sure they will take your side.

Never do more than what is in your contract.

It is not like the company is going to pay you more than what is written in there. So why should you compensate when they clearly wouldn’t?

It is not your job to get everything done. But it is their job to make sure there are enough people for the work available.

With all the awful manipulation putin and the Russian state have done in the world play, I would be surprised if they didn’t have a hand in Hamas.

putin just kidnaps children and converts them to be Russian to fight in his wars.

Which non-white lives? The ones in Ukraine?

Or at least, you think you do.

Wrong I presume?

It is more that you see geometric patterns in stuff like leaves and clouds. Colors are a bit more saturated. Lines that are supposed to be straight are wobbling, kind of like those optical illusions but in everyday objects. I also saw wallpaper patterns spin in my peripheral vision.

It is less that you see things that aren’t there and more that the things that are there behave odd.

The biggest difference isn’t in the visuals but in the way your brain thinks. You think about the world from a whole new perspective. And this effect persist after the trip. You still have the same personality, but with the insight of a different perspective.

Falling asleep doesn’t change much. Your dreams might be more vibrant. But it would be a waste of a good trip.

You never fucked unless you fucked while teleporting.

Every thrust a new view to admire.

Phase shifting into a different dimension

I don’t mind as long as TACO didn’t hear any applause themselves. Would really get under his skin.

That he remembers writing between all the coke he did

Unless you have a giant library to fill

I don’t let other people influence my tastes.

I make my own opinions