“Fell out of window… hard.”

I do so well with reading and cooking but really let myself down with strangling small animals.

There’s absolutely no sensible reason to even consider not doing this.

What do you mean Lemmy doesn’t have karma?

It does so too and! All you need to do to reveal it is just obsessively go through your entire post and comment history on a daily basis and add up all the upvotes you’ve ever received. Easy.

Hold my flashbang, I’m going in!

I thought they were having a stroke.

Incoming!

This is the way, the truth, and the light. If it’s not rare, you have it because why wouldn’t you.

Inventory facism is so early 1980s. It’s a hold-out from the whole adversarial GM shite. It’s much more fun for players (and GMs) to assume the characters are competent and moderately well equiped unless scarcity is the point of the adventure. Let your players have access to their skills / magic / specials and play to the best of their characters’ abilities!

I have a solid 6 and a risky 7.

The only Spanish I know is from Speedy Gonzalez, so is it ok if I just chuck “Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah!” on the end there?

First, they came for the trans people* and I did nothing because I am not trans.
Then they came for the immigrants and I did nothing because I am not an immigrant.
Then they came for women’s rights and I did nothing because I am not a woman.
Then they came for the… wait, what? Hold up!

* They came really hard for the trans people. Like strangely hard. Like they had some kind of fixation.

The only way to stop a bad guy with some porn…

Bonfire Night is really just not that big a deal over here. I’d happily bet you one shiny new pence piece that he’s in the US today.

Again, this is not the original, but I seem to recall seeing it in the late 90s.

And this was definitely 90s.

Removed by mod

Oops. Yup, utter failed to put Bs! Put it down to not having had enough coffee today!

Thanos’ plan was unmitigated garbage anyway.

Humanity reached 4B in 1975 and hit 8B in 2022. On that basis, if half of humanity died when Thanos snapped his fingers 50 years later we’d be back to 8B people again.

——— Edited to billions not millions because I wrote it while under the influence of stupidity.

I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

Bell end.

If it’s a school zone you leave 10 school bus lengths.

Do you think if the electoral college was banned that criminals would give up theirs? Wake up, the only thing that stops a bad guy with an electoral college is a good guy with an electoral college!