Must be fluid, I guess.

Hide and seek champion.

Oh snap! That’s a lot of refunds!

The problem is that the parent didn’t give the child any boots with straps on them.

Duck and cover are for tsunami’s.

Don’t forget to stop, drop and roll.

This is what you’re talking about, right?

Is that how they’re getting around the abortion laws in Texas?

Civil fur-feiture.

Last one on the right… Your mom.

Mancow horse

Think of the kids… security.

Can’t their bodies just shut it down? I was told that they can.

Just cancel somebody else’s subscription.

Oh boy, the last of us was a documentary.

Jerry-rigged. Makes sense now.

I’ll send you your 200 deer. Good luck to you.

I’ll accept single pane glass in a high rise.

Somebody needs to make an “unnatural billionaire death” bingo card. So far we got submarine implosion and death cage.