The gayt outdoors

Oh heck yeah! The guardian by Nicholas sparks is a great conversation starter!

Hit the g spot

Me when I’m stopping doing the labor I do in exchange for money because they don’t have a ping pong table at the labor factory

That leads to another interesting split path. Maybe it’s best to just kill the one right away. Assuming this goes on forever, it’s basically inevitable that someone somehow will end up killing an obscene number of people eventually. But maybe it’d be like nukes, and eventually reach a point where flipping the lever is just mutually assured destruction, and no one would ever actually do that

Obama created covid in the pantry of a Marxist pizzeria

It’s also definitely a pic he’d take

I fucking love birds