Ahh, my liver! My liver! Hehe hehe hehe. We’re going to be rich

I guess I can part from one and still be feared

Operation failed successfully

Meme coin goes badly? How did I not see this coming?

Finally a candidate that shares my beliefs

Nuclear weapons? “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”

I don’t want to live in this reality anymore.

Really puts me in the Christmas spirit

The following states never expanded Medicaid.

Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Kansas, Mississippi, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Wisconsin, and Wyoming

If anyone was confused why some very red states weren’t on the list

Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend

I feel like that if one pardon commits a crime, it will be spun like illegal immigrants where one person’s actions defines the group.

What about Greenland? Don’t let that dream die, Donny!

I would get my flu shot if it came with a beer

I use an app called Tessie. It’s $5 a month for the rest of my life but i do like it . Keeps track of battery usage, trips, and links to Alexa.

The 2 guys that you immediately see when you say “why do all men suck?”

Non-Trump votes feel very different now that he’s won.

My uncle was a professor at MIT

She made the mistake of knowing her neighbors. It could have been a Trick-Or-Treater or an uber eats driver and she would be okay.

None that you know of