I just hope it doesn’t need some kind of crazy power supply, but that’s what I want. Any kind of food or drink whenever you like.

Can I make a replicator?

Nightmare on Elm Street. Don’t think I was quite 10 yet.

Let as many back as possible before shooting again?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is going to be so disappointed.

All pro athletes are younger than me. Except maybe a hockey player or two.

Not sure what happened…didn’t try to make that a link…

Fuck living in Georgia! Someone else went to prison for this and served 20yrs. Now that they are out, they can’t sue the state for compensation?! I’m i reading this correctly?

“Sorry, now fuck off…”

!WTF!

I am Spartacus!

That really depends on the person and what they perceive as an insult.

I have a overwhelming urge to riddle that thing with paintballs!

“Baby shark, do da do”

From Google: "Pluralism is based on the idea that people should recognize, value, and respect their differences. It’s a choice, not a fact, and it’s the result of individuals, civil society, and state institutions making decisions to value human differences. "
Christians: "IT’S THE DEVIL! "

Never thought that a 99 years old Dick pic would make me smile…

It’s a rat vs a mouse…rat hands down.

Rainbows 🌈

A lot of politicians come to mind, but the “Kid Rock shooting a bunch of beer” was a good one.

Like in a drum circle?

I find it funny/scary that they bash homosexuals for not being able to “make” children, and in the next sentence say they don’t need a woman…what’s their plan for keeping the human race going?

“No Bone Rot” WTF!?!