15 square meters isn’t the same as 15m×15m, it’d be a little smaller than 4m×4m. Still a big hole.

Bet she refused to refill some Boomer’s pain meds and they decided to ‘report’ her as revenge.

Jury nullification only helps if you get an actual jury.

Just a rock or a knife, if you wear the animal down enough. You’re probably not biting through the hide though.

Aaron Rodgers, since he turned into the Q-B

More like homicidally stupid.

The ‘S’ in IOT stands for Secure

We definitely whip shitties in WI, too.

For those wondering, this played out well! OP found someone to take the job. His wife bit on the prank gleefully, was actually thrilled by the idea that OP had a son he didn’t know about. When the prank was revealed, she thought it was hilarious. Ultimately pretty wholesome, OP married a keeper.

You don’t even have to passive voice it - a simple “I felt upset” is fully valid without assigning blame.

It still falls back onto the driver, as they chose to start driving without everyone buckled in.

Nice.

Eh, at most you can say a plurality of those who voted when he was elected in 2020 checked the box by his name. We’ll see whether this dipshit gets reelected.

Props for the perfect interrobang usage

Jody is the guy who steals your girl while you’re deployed

The word you’re looking for is ‘gleaning’; ‘gleaming’ is more like ‘shiny’.

I’ve always wondered, does the ear experience additional, unheard “loudness” when using ANC?

Absolutely! Biometrics are at best a username, not a password.

Doesn’t happen with spacecraft either, despite what Hollywood often depicts. In order to ‘stop’ in space, you actually have to generate thrust. The scary thing that can happen if you lose your engine in space isn’t getting stuck in one place, it’s smashing into your destination at full speed.

I don’t think the comment you’re replying to was referring to shit as in fecal matter, but rather shit as in unknown potentially toxic substances.