I once had a roommate from Chile and he asked what the difference in pronunciation was for “juice” versus “Jews”. I’m still not sure I properly got the difference across…

Also the difference between “to rob” and “to steal” was an interesting thing to think through and then explain.

100% agree. You mean I’m gonna have to listen to Brother Lampard ramble on about his experience living in Guatemala for the rest of eternity? I’ll be searching out the fire and brimstone out before the end of the first week.

Swears are a sledge hammer. Many tasks don’t require a sledgehammer. But sometimes you need a sledgehammer.

I’m not even into magic and I’m offended

And, depending on where in the world they go, they may have to walk a lot to talk to people about the walk.

I’m intrigued, what kinds of things?

Not only am I going to pick it up, I’m gonna try and eat it

Animorphs with D&D? This is the best day ever.

One of my backup characters is to do a druid that’s a reflavored centaur with the telepathic feat to make an Andalite.

Agreed, it’s even comparative to our world. My local grocery store doesn’t have metal detectors, but the county court offices do, and then the white house has stuff way beyond even that. You can bet your bottom dollar that if wild shape was a thing that certain buildings would be built to uncover that kind of thing.

I immediately thought about guards with wands of detect magic. Then I realized we’ve reinvented the TSA.

Forget the innocent NPCs, who’s wasting an AOE spell on a single target?

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