RIP whoever had to clean the bathroom between his trips to the buffet

Interesting. I wish they had shown the interface.

Doordash and other similar services. My order is wrong 9 times out of 10, and the price isn’t justifiable. I’d rather save the frustration and money and just make ramen or similar meals when I’ve been smoking or drinking and shouldn’t drive to fulfill the munchies.

I misread the first sentence and wondered how a prisoner recorded his lunch every day. Pensioner makes much more sense.

People who read a lot of books often enjoy the occasional smut. People who watch anime are probably more likely to watch hentai. It’s not really surprising that people’s passions and hobbies leak into their choice of pornography.

Your point comparing furry haters to homophobes struck true to me. I don’t know much about furries, but I live in the home of anthrocon and the annual furry parade is one of the most wholesome things this city has. Families and kids love to see all the costumes, and furries are some of the nicest folks I’ve met. I’m always a bit taken aback when people call them perverts - it seems like a harmless hobby to me.

Final Fantasy XI. I’m almost exactly 1,000 hours into it, and only halfway through the storyline. I haven’t even touched end-game content. I’m playing on a free private server called HorizonXI that is well-populated and feels more like the game when it came out versus the modern day solo experience.

I have a feeling it will come back. Misha has been dropping hints for a while. If it does and you decide to join, be sure to join up with a local group or drag your family and friends into it - it’s way more fun with a big group of people.

It’s a gift and a curse.

A lot of these ancient weird memes were photos from GISHWHES.

I don’t have those either.

Tbf I hope I’m still doing it when I’m grandma’s age.

My freezer is tiny, only enough for some frozen veg. I don’t wanna take up space with bread.

For the lazy: Why do women seem to be more attracted to me as soon as I’m getting attention from other girls its like they know somehow

Counterpoint: Don’t have children

I haven’t seen it in my area. I very rarely eat bread, but now and then I just want a couple slices.

What could go wrong?!

“Yeah, I’m a pretty low key person and a bit of a homebody.”

Read as: “I am so terrified by the immense abuse I have suffered that I am barely capable of even the most basic social skills and have a panic attack every time I leave the house.”

I’ve needed FBI background checks for nearly every job I’ve ever had. If I need a background check to work in an elementary school, why don’t these people need it to handle our nation’s secrets?

Sometimes I’m glad I wasn’t born with a penis. This is one such moment.