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and the reddit Russian psy-op? certainly not helping

what?! the guy who bankrupted a casino for short-term real estate gains? not a trustworthy partner? how could it be?

same. when the blackout protest changed nothing about the 3rd party apps, I decided I was done, and never went back

granted, it had been getting toxic for other reasons, but being forced to use their shitty app was the final straw for me

yup, grew up always leaving a light on in the house when we were out. my dad always half-joked about putting “trash removal” signs on work trucks to keep people from sniffing around for tools to sell

damn, it’s already been over a year, hasn’t it?

kebab will always be my top choice, unless shawarma is also an option

if they supported child stone and theodore nugget, they were already on board with the republiKlan agenda

ha! that shit is too good to edit

women do tend to live longer than men, so maybe we could see a 91 year-old AOC on the ballet in 2080…

I promise there’s no scoffing here! I love my analog bidet, and am always on the lookout for an upgrade, if the price is right. Especially if it can be fitted to a standard american toilet.

Happily taking recommendations, if you have any. The features you listed sound refreshing, relaxing, and somewhat intimidating. Which, to be clear, I’m into.

what’s on the app? profiles for different butts? live feedback from a down-under camera? AI stool analysis?

“oh you meant boot treads? yeah, get those bad boys up here so I can lick the crud out of them”

the resemblance is uncanny

I was saying “boo-urns”

invincible

Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

the weenus is a dance

as a mechanic working in a hodgepodge US/EU factory line, I have to suffer through always carrying double the tools to service metric and SAE machines. and after so many years in the industry, I still slip up and say 3/16 when I mean 3/8 sometimes, because fractions are a shit system for wrenches.

oh, and some of our linear encoders readout decimal-feet, because fuck it, why not?

that applicants name? Albert Einstein

distilled white vinegar, in moderation, can have the same effect, with less severe downsides. my clothes actually dry better with it, since it neutralizes and removes the alkaline detergents that never fully rinse out in a normal water wash. it requires some finesse to know what fabrics to use it on, but I’ve had great results with it