Oh good, you bought pre-peeled garlic that came in a plastic container rather than peeling the natural container it comes in…

He said the ashtray, not grandpa’s urn…

You paid money for that shirt?

Yeah I’m not sure why they bothered arguing with either an obvious troll or an idiot.

That’s how you get a lot of carbon or other partially cooked food in your next meal.

What? Cherry tomatoes are good

Of course

Well there is a perfect nursery song for your kid

Especially the phrase slay queen.

Nah, not handling gluten is your body’s way of saying you shouldn’t exist.

Sounds like a Minnesota problem that my California ass wouldn’t understand…

No it’s Scott Pilgrim

Don’t worry. They’re working on that. I have to start going back to the office 3 days a week :(

The first season doesn’t even come close to the worst things the gang did.

Mrs. Incredible has those dangerously thicc thighs

It’s better to start with berries and hunting first. Farming takes too long to start with.

It is ridiculously difficult to find stuff that isn’t trash. I have the money to spend on better quality stuff, but for some things it is just hard to find stuff that is made to last.

Well that’s the stupidest thing I’ve seen yet today

They can leave a voicemail

For the areas it covers, Minneapolis has a pretty good public transit.