Is there his ass on the back side of the card?

Sysadmin shower.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Avoid small “made for [something]” distros. Use something as mainstream as possible. Debian/Ubuntu/RedHat. Select something that you like from these.

Yes, Reddit moderators work like any other moderators in any other online community. They ban whatever they want.

Stop covfefeing…

Red. Krasnov is a derivative from “krasnyi” – red.

invested in

infested with.

FIFY

Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.

Money of course.

US healthcare: I know how to keep doctors away even without giving out apples. Economy!

Stocks aren’t real resources, they are imaginary potential resources. Stocks market fluctuations are important only as long as people think they are. Like a king who is a king only because his subjects consider him a king.

I am an engineer. And can shove anything into anywhere. Even a normal-sized gnome(or dwarf) in an ATM.

I have been boycotting Microsoft for 10-15 years already. Feel fine.

Control-alt-delete.

Trump: Deport him to Canada!

Those capitalists can’t even hire a normal-sized gnome!

Putin: THANK YOU!

Country-dependent. In my society we never throw cigarette butts on the floor inside of the building.