Why are we dissing web developers? What is this bullshit elitism?

Whaaat FlyingSquid made a huge deal out of a simple disagreement and made it all about themselves unprompted and made it personal? I’m shocked–that he didn’t mention his offspring and him moving to England. 🙄

Why focus on the missles and not focus on Russia who started the war and who could literally end it if they wanted to? Their entire negotiations revolve around “give us what we want or else”.

Yeah? Well I see your use of kangaroo shapes as elitist and many other -isms. Even the taste of marmite is discriminating! Etc. *spits in the general direction of Australia*

I don’t think so if you’re fond of your hair. Even if it grows back, it’s a symbolic sacrifice in solidarity–a nice firm hug. A bald cap feels like a limp hug or a pat on the head.

And the easiest way to lose a few pounds. Win-win!

My dad was beat as a child by nuns for being left-handed. Now he writes with his right hand and does everything else with his left.

Yay, another English/Spanish/Japanese enjoyer!

All my hobbies are chores I choose to do. 😔

Got reading and foreign languages, woohoo!

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*groans* So much for my gay ass…

I’d go back to fuck at a Roman bath house in ancient times. Fuck it, no regrets.

Did he pardon anyone who participated in Jan 6?

I don’t want push back when I speak!

What he really wants with his freeze peach…

Just finished The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath. Her imagery is beautiful and you can feel her talent. It’s a an autobiographical roman à clef of her struggling with bipolar disorder/depression. And the only book she wore before taking her life when the love of her life left her for another woman.

I was born cynical but him making a fuss has other motives but I’m not that clever. Is he trying to become a martyr? He spends thousands per moth, he can afford another set, no? He has hidden money everywhere.

Maybe, although I personally don’t get that at all. Then again I’m not exactly a misogynist and do enjoy drag… Maybe I do want to see Elon in legit* drag after all. And I do mean something legit–not the diarrhea of frat bro tropes he’d inevitably lean into.

Can we get a fanfic going about Elon’s secret drag performance addiction instead of ketamine? I’d probably read it, but I’d also be glad it exists.

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Impeccable toad body. *wolf-whistle* 🥵

Whoa! Interesting. Thank you for following through with the story. I saw your message below. Totally worth it. The book I’m currently reading mentions the Red Scare quite a bit, so reading this is even more spooky considering today’s political climate.

It wouldn’t have changed my stance. A follow-up message would’ve pressured me to let them down easy seeing they were still interested, but their silence felt indifferent.