Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

Congratulations on your reverse virgin birth!

About 5000 bottles

I don’t have any latinum, but I might get my hands on… other goods. Trade?

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

Nothing escapes the Belgian Malinois.

You’d expect them to be at least somewhat compliant with those… what are they called? Guidelines? Laws? Guess you can be an attorney while being an idiot.

Remember faster!

Please 💖

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Koresh

3 clicks to Hitler

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Jim_Jones

1 click to Hitler, that was easy

https://en.m.wikipedia. org/wiki/Ado lf_Hitler (don’t know why I feel the need to post that one)

Already here

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Manson

2 clicks to Hitler. You can’t go wrong via the Catholic Church.

Netflix might do, we’ll find out soon enough. I’m looking forward to it, but I’m anxious they’ll fuck up as well.

Cabbage guy spin off?

I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.

What about man mount?

There’s still plenty meat on that bone.You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato… baby you got a stew going!

I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

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Oh sorry that’s my cabbage haha

My cabbages! 😭

Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.

Maybe try reading it again. You’ve missed the message.

From a certain point of view there isn’t any difference to be seen.

The point of view would have to be very far away though, maybe Jupiter?

It’f pronounfed teetf