gives headpats

pat pat pat (pat pat pat)

Wow, an echo :3c

Empty clipboard gang (I turned my computer on about ten minutes ago)

Old school Minecraft minigames were my jam back in the day, too. That moment when a bunch of Efficiency shovels appeared in your inventory and the game started was very special and exciting.

It’s not even real horniness or lust. I just want the dopamine or whatever that makes life a little less terrible for anywhere between a few minutes and a few hours.

Perfection :3

Heck yeah, good job following your dreams! <3

Stinky dog uwu

Aww dang, electricity is homophobic? turns off the lights

But you make the world a better place by not giving in to the meanies and being nice instead <3

Does anybody want to manage some big di- data security with me? 🥺 👉👈

That’s a very nice way to think about it. Thank you, I needed that today <3

HELL YEAH, MFER, I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW AROOOO

This sounds awesome. I want to SCREAM with you <3

Do it. Give in to the pathowogen ÒwÓ

But how am I supposed to know which iPhone to buy without billboards, pre-roll ads, and 3,621 partners who have a legitimate interest in logging everything I do 😱

Nyancat times were simpler times. Sometimes, I miss them, even though I wouldn’t want to go back.

Please do. Preferably at night. Does 3 am sound good? I’ll be waiting for you <3

I need to get off this ride. What’s the safeword for life? :c

But it’s all worth it to see my hardware idle at single-digit temperatures

I tried to come up with a good reply, but I can’t decide which one is better, so pick the one you like the most:

I wish I didn’t 😔

Are your pronouns “it/its” because I’d love to get you (to go out with me) :3