Fucking lol at the downvoters haha that second sentence must have rubbed them the wrong way for being too accurate.

Me, patiently waiting for my cat to arrive

Depending on the language

EXACTLY. In the hunter-gatherer world, ADHD peeps were top performers.

Step 0. Acquire cat

Don’t go driving a car until you have a masters in mechanical engineering

I move the concrete block on e4 to e5, thus checking the king, but the concrete block cannot be killed. Therefore, this is checkmate.

It doesn’t read like a joke; that’s why you’re getting downvoted. You should probably edit it to say that’s a better comment for the fourth panel. The way you worded it, it sounds like that’s your opinion of FOSS software

The FOSS understander has entered the chat

Yeah, everybody knows a real Chicago dog is one squiggly line of ketchup

lol at the religious downvoting this

Ah, thanks for that. Not a chicagoan.

THANK YOU for having an appropriate Chicago dog

dicta

lol

The can of malort really seals it

Yep, you’re spot on

Well, it’s not jet exhaust you’re seeing, though.

I did acknowledge that, by the way. Jet fumes certainly contribute to global warming. I wasn’t intending to imply they don’t. Simply that it’s not jet fumes you’re seeing in contrails.

The temperature difference is caused by the pressure difference. Airplanes have always caused pressure differentials. Jet engines just cause more pressure than wings and propellers do.

Well, it’s not jet exhaust you’re seeing, though. It’s water vapor in air that’s been compressed in a jet engine and then quickly decompressed out of the back, which causes the air to cool thus condensing the water vapor into droplets similar to those in a cloud.

I used to know a person named Jazz, so that works