Where I live, you celebrate for surviving birth for a day, and an extra day for every decade you survive.

You think ENTJ didn’t play sports? This isn’t close.

I mean, we see no problem using a brain dead man to run the US so why not!?

I just shake the water to carbonation using a stainless steel 2 gallon tank with a tap I keep in the fridge.

I use a squeeze of lime in my glass before adding the water and it’s great!

Because the voters won’t vote for one. Especially not a non-white one, but really they just won’t.

You could give Harris all the third party votes and she still loses. Why? Because apparently the country is full of misogyny and racism.

Coffee has more caffeine than tea, but tea has more caffeine than coffee .

This is true because we speak of the ingredient and the drink using the same word each.

The lye concentration used to make soap is rather nasty if it gets on your skin and you don’t deal with it immediately. Source: I’ve made a lot of soap from scratch.

Traumatized my eldest, youngest enjoyed the absurdity immensely

I ignore a whole lot of shit.

1 email address, but I may need more at some point

Took 3 tries to read this top to bottom in one go tbh

Again? I have a lovely quilt made by my great grandmother out of sack cloth.

Thanks for pointing that out so I didn’t have to.

What’s the alternative? Waterfail?

Yeah because business requirements and technology is changing at an ever slower rate…

My ICQ ID was a rather low number…

No one, it just makes sense.

You must be one of those “Throw your mother downstairs, the box of tissues” types.

Yoda sounded normal to you I bet.

And the result was… Finish the rest

Por que no los dos? Tengo los dos.

This is no joke.

2 kids were killed in Forest Grove, Oregon hiding in a leaf pile on the edge of the road to surprise dad when Dad came back outside but instead were run over by teens deciding to drive the the leaf piles…

Tragic AF

https://www.oregonlive.com/forest-grove/2017/05/driver_who_ran_over_girls_play.html

A lot but the problem is not that, it’s keeping it limited to 8km

Really? I find them using a map app

It’s how water feels sweetums