“You are what you eat.”

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

Don’t worry, the camera sees you.

No thanks. My house key got scratched up by Portugal

Is this the new COVID variant?

You… don’t???

We had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?

But what if they’re really just concerned about you as in: “Human, stay away from that poison!”

Maybe it’s friendly? Giant mushy friend!

My dog is humping my leg… What is it trying to say?

About 1600 feet away from this is a new restaurant called the “Thai Tan”

We’re going to hear the word Chilli used when the dishwasher broke.

“Ok, pull up the wikihow article about taxidermy”

“glow up.”