Hey Assman!

This is painfully accurate.

It’s gonna be a bloodbath

You keep your mouth shut

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He has a skateboard though

Fun fact: mountains are big.

Also, shit.

One can only hope it causes extremely torturous ailments for him in the near future

And the best puppet coming back to the White House

Yea, this game is extremely shallow.

Strap the fuck in, American people of the Fediverse. This table of lunatics is about to make your lives much harder and more dangerous.

He tried to fight a gorilla at a zoo one time. They didn’t let him.

Ca\r\rie

This entire incoming administration is hand picked for the purpose of fucking America up as much as possible.

Humans: What a bunch of absolute bastards

Yup, I had the same thought. The slap was just to generate hype. The fight was pretty tame. This was just a money making event.

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You get me so hot

Oh wait that’s just my capillaries rupturing

Yea, I thought maybe they migrated away from them too, but wasn’t sure.