Yea, you can’t really tell. Maybe she’s from Canada and was just being polite.

“We play on the throne”

Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

The programmer’s fallacy: it worked on my machine!

Sounds like this guy forgot to check if you pulled the string it would open a secret compartment revealing an embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas Party

But what does Dupree have to say about it?

I’m not your pal, hombre