“They dont think it be like it is, but it do.”

As Gandalf said:
“If you compare an Ant to a Level, a Human will go its whole life thinking the Earth is flat.”

You are lucky this is all the Gore i can sustain.

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“In the beginning the Universe was created.
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”

• Douglas Adams.

“I am altering the deal. Pray i dont alter it any further.”

• Duolingo bird.

😆

“I’m not a cat!”

• says a cat through the Webcam.

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If only Loki could show up, transform in a female horse, and let the male horse from the other side fuck him and impregnate him…then we could all Sleipnir better at night.

“Those damm birds.”

• Guy looking at his car.

"Oh yeah, it’s all coming together."💪🤯

“You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location.
The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples; it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter The Scary Door.”

• Futurama

And the original behind The Scary Door:

“You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
That’s the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!”

Or:

“There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man.
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.
It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge.”

There’s one or two more intro texts.

Ironic

Fuck no

Scholarships are socialism…

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