Social engineering 🥳

“It’s time for bread.”

The food. Tamales hit different around Christmas for me, New Year’s is menudo/pozole. I also can’t get enough of Christmas cookies.

TURN UP YOUR HEARING AIDS OLD TIMER

A transformer

Lmao oops I was sleepy. English is hard, not that I’m fluent in any other language lol!

Scary Gary has entered the chat.

I would cry tears of joy if my kid did this. What a beautiful jester. Tell him your Lemmy friends say it looks amazing. He’s very talented! Side note: hope you feel better soon.

Nice

Am I a crow?

Post about a post. Reeeeeee

Being a functional adult is essentially self parenting. It’s cheaper to clean and maintain than to constantly buy new or neglect issues until they snowball. Easier said than done, it’s definitely not always easy but worth the time.

Tickets to amateur wrestling/any sport. My dad brought me to wwf wrestling as a kid and it was such a blast. Tickets to any live sports/teams that he’s into will blow his mind. Or people pizza and lazer tag is always fun imo and very budget friendly.

That I’m pregnant. I was a tomboy and very masculine. This is as far away from masculine as I can be at least in a physical sense. It’s not as bad as I thought.

He has a very punchable face.

Snap out of it!

It’s just a monkey in a snow suit!

Huh I see the same woman except she has a cartoon smiley face.

ONE OF US ONE OF US

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I buy from a local tea store that does fantastic blends.

For basics, I like green tea with honey and a squeezed lemon or chamomile with honey. Both are so soothing.