So the Republicans have the Senate, the House, the white house, the supreme Court and the popular vote, but the Democrats are doing great? Got it.

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If you’re happy then it seems there really wasn’t a problem in the first place.

Or here’s a thought, put a stop to the thieving.

Sounds like the thief won. Made you change your habits.

I’m with you. They’re literally taking your sustenance. This is way serious.

Both. It depends on how interested I am in the headline and whether there is a paywall.

I once read an article that had ideas for 100 doors. They were clever. One would only open if you knocked on it. Unfortunately that’s the only one I remember, but maybe you could consider others.

Ewwww.

Well I do carry my wallet. It’s about all I’m allowed to handle.

Well in defense of women, I do depend on my wife for a lot of that stuff.

For the record, I reciprocate when we go on vacation. I usually carry a backpack with everything and it is often very heavy with bottles of water.

I have a “smart TV” and I plug it into my receiver and use it as a monitor. I use the term smart TV that way, because it is more than 10 years old when TVs were just starting to have these features. I should also point out that the receiver does all of the spying that the TV isn’t doing. Not sure what I’ll do when the TV dies.

I must say, your typing is flawless for a drunk person.

I get a receipt for everything, that way if anyone asks if I have the receipt, the answer is always yes, not gee was this one of the things I thought was too inconsequential to keep the receipt for.

Also, if I’m ever audited by the IRS I’m going to inundate them with so many receipts, they’ll owe ME money when it’s over.

Punches man in stomach. Donut comes out.

Anyone surprised by something Trump does is either an idiot or been living under a rock.

I have no idea what normal people do, but I avoid ads at all costs. Sometimes I pay premium, sometimes I just don’t watch.

Or you could teach him. Better for both of you.

Can you turn off the memories feature?

Before my Facebook account was hacked and I never got a new one, it would show me memories of when my mom died.