Hey, TIL. Thanks!

It’s not deeply unpopular. It’s deeply unpopular in my circles, and probably yours, but the country just gave the popular vote to a republican for the first time in 20 years.

No. No it won’t. They want to sensationalize this. Don’t buy into it.

Welp. I know I what I’m trying tonight!

Next time, squeeze a lemon over them. Thank me later.

I like how other people are being nice about it. Makes me have a little hope for humanity.

You’re objectively wrong though.

Hard disagree. The process is fun, and everyone loves to eat, but the cleanup is drudgery at its basest form.

My favorite part of this is the list of mishmash you use doesn’t reference German, as English structure is Germanic.

There are only 2.

Imperial and barbarous.

You know this from experience? You seem like my kinda guy.

Ok. Then it swings down and the pin pulls from its momentum? Maybe?

I’m not sure that’s true, a lot of the undocumented workers I’ve met have worked in restaurants, and MANY of the owners there are absolutely champagne socialists that push Democratic rhetoric.

Would love to see data on it, but that’s got to be hard to gather, undocumented and all.

Been having a ton of fun with Granblue Fantasy Relink!

Show me where anyone is threatening internment camps for gay people.

The Latino thing is going to be the exact same thing that all 4 of the last sitting presidents did, but you’re going to act like it’s worse when someone red is in charge.

Absolute lunacy. You really believe this?

Good, I’d rather not talk to people who settle their differences of opinion by stamping their feet and plugging their ears.

I’m not trying to defend Trump, I’m just saying that the proposition that all Democrats are bloodless pacifists is completely removed from reality.

Well Wikipedia considers it a war, I bet the poor mother fuckers that died think so too, but that list has 7 other conflicts that Obama started, weirdly there isn’t a single one by the ultimate mega hitler everyone is talking about.

Operation Prosperity Guardian, started by Joe. That took me about 10 seconds.

She’ll get absolutely demoed by Trump. I can’t wait for Dems to have to vote for a racist cop though, peak irony.