Historically speaking, guillotine

Primarily the plastic bowl

If you’re willing to pay big bucks you can you can pay for replacement parts/module made with steel

Someone call an ambulance! This person is having a stroke!

Imagine the arrogance required to think you can outsmart a powerful fey entity

During

He’s not a voice actor. So, he just needs to sound like Chris Pratt.

Because he’s the “handsome funny guy”

Apartment or House?

They also have a dwindling population

What if they’re a gardener?

Gout is just from a shitty diet at least

Did you ever try to find it later on?

Brains.

Object wise? Probably Knives/blades. Used in Cooking, Killing, and Crafting.

A simple effective knife/blade can be created using stones and would likely be one of the initial things you’d want in a survival situation.

Probably Monday, since that day has the highest suicide rate.

I vastly prefer 4 10s over 5 8s. It’s a whole damn day saved!

Sorry, Kentucky has that honor.

Face it, Alabama sucks even at what it’s known for.

Boredom is often enough of a motivator, and nothing stops them from doing those things even though they don’t need to.

He didn’t specify what kind of immortality, so let’s assume it’s the kind where you don’t have to worry about food, water, sleep, or dying

This completely ridiculous. The most famous inbred family isn’t even from Alabama!