I need a poltergeist like this. He would help to keep my flat nice and tidy.

The door isn’t even locked.

Where I come from a round traffic sign with red border means something is forbidden. A warning would be a triangle with red border.

No bowling

That’s an ancient setup. Only fitting to have an ancient solution.

Or if you go further north you need to use Alder

Considering how old this image is, how old is the cat now?

Also from Wikipedia:

“Armstrong has expressed his displeasure with the memes and has joked about wanting to write a sequel song in response called ‘Shut the Fuck Up When October Comes’.”

At least this way you can’t doomscroll

Amazing how you misspelled dwarves in the second panel

Tbh my lemmy feed is not long enough for doomscrolling.

I’m sorry, Steve

First you’re jaywalking, then you’re jailwalking

Its “fired from a cannon shell”. The system was made as a military war game.

I prefer the original hit point system where 1 hit point means getting hit with one 14 inch shell. Considering this I’d say few living things have more than one hp.

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My problem with ad block is that it ends up hurting the creators more than it does YouTube.

I’m a mix of both. I go to sleep at 2am and wake up at 7am tired af and not able to sleep again.