Creativity

America stands for freedom, but if you think you’re free trying going into a deli and urinating on the cheese - “Anarchy Burger” by The Vandals

I legit thought it was a photoshop of that at first

You have to start off believing the little lies like the Hogfather before you can believe in the big lies like justice

I bet the beancounters don’t like keeping excess capacity ready to go

Sounds like a good way to get the minimum wage to be $50,000 an hour

Forcing people convicted of financial crimes to do community service is a great idea. But like months or years of it. Maybe they’d learn something.

That’s not a very good dialog box. He didn’t make any changes, so discarding them doesn’t sound like a problem.

There should be a notice when you enable source control that this will permanently delete all existing files with a checkbox (checked by default) that says “Add existing files to source control.”

“Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”

If my ex-wife thought like you then maybe we’d still be together.

On second thought still no

If you want a shorter trip you can go from Blue Ball to Paradise. The road goes through Intercourse.

Makes me glad I never subscribed to Spotify

The third dimension of the political compass is radical vs. moderate. People want more radical change, and the Democrats didn’t meet them there.

I can’t sleep on planes. Or trains. Or buses. Or really anywhere there’s stuff going by, people all around me, and not enough space to lay flat.

This makes international travel problematic. The last time I went to Europe I was up for about 27 hours straight, from the time I woke up in my house to the time I went to sleep in the hotel.

Don’t a lot of people who listen to podcasts do so while driving? If so, this is eerily similar to how conservative AM radio brainwashed people who drove a lot, especially in remote areas where FM radio with music wasn’t available.

Since handwashing uses more water than dishwashers your laziness is actually beneficial

Four years of gastrointestinal distress sounds like a good option

If we’re collecting anecdata: My unlimited fiber company (Verizon) hasn’t had an outage in four years

Democrats should have been trying to piss Republicans off for the last 20 years.

I read that as “Trump defiles”