https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y9VrCO_19TI&pp=ygUeZW1wZXJvcnMgZ3Jvb3ZlIGd1YXJkcyBhbmltYWxz

I can’t even get a job here, so no country would want to give me a work visa. I’d also assume that no hot foreign singles in my area are willing to real quick get hitched with me and take me to their homeland.

How do you know that the mouse’s car is a pickled cucumber and not just a nonpickled cucumber

They’re injecting bleach in the cats, they’re injecting bleach in the dogs

Just wait until they hear about the Catholic church’s new anime persona

The image shows Rosario Dawson so I’m assuming it’s specifically meaning the Ahsoka show, which IMO wasn’t good and though I haven’t seen most of Rebels yet, there were parts of Ahsoka that I disliked which didn’t seem dependent on prior Rebels knowledge. Everything else with Filoni I think of as either great or at least decent.

It’s 1978 and Steve Binder is ruining Star Wars

Microsoft Teams isn’t all bad! For example, it bogged down my work computer so much at start up that I would basically get an extra break.

Yes, but he was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1990. People generally wouldn’t pursue the office if they knew they would die in only a couple of years.

Jesus had no bio dad to give him a Y chromosome and was FTM

Same with bald people

Chance the Rapper’s ice hockey commentary sketch is a classic

Just keep saying the falsehood and never back down and eventually you’ll recruit followers and become rich and powerful

Some people have never even looked at a dang banana

Well I mean people have to strip naked in the laundromat to wash their clothes. What, you guys don’t do that?

For real though, I’d guess it’s just because it’s sort of a meet-cute type of location since patrons may kill time there while their clothes wash and dry and might chat with other patrons while waiting.

Salvador Dalí (1904-1989)

Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

People seem to think they lived mostly or entirely in the 1800’s. The fact that Rick Wakeman of the rock bands Yes and The Strawbs had once pushed Dalí offstage in 1970 is such a weird overlap of eras.

France used the guillotine for the last time in 1977.

There is still one Blockbuster store open, located in Bend, Oregon.

Ponzi scheme? Multi-Level Marketing? Pyramid scheme?

IRL Daredevil villain

Hi, my name is HUH??

My name is WHUH??

My name is BWUH??

Slim shady

Historically, you can’t be charged for crimes you committed before the law criminalizing them was passed. However, precedence and fair application of the law have lost all meaning so you could be arrested, but she wouldn’t.