So assuming I keep the same intelligence, totally the T-Rex. I’d be a gentle wonder paraded around the world wearing old-timey tailored suits, devouring the finest food, a fixture at every major world event.
It’d be the 2036 Olympic jetpack competitions and the camera would pan over, “an amazing day for the sport Jim, and look at that there’s Terry the T-Rex sucking down chili dogs with his gorgeous partner, and the president of Earth 2” Yeah, that’d be the life alright.
Oh a gift to the boss for allowing you to have this opportunity would be the cherry on top.
Honestly this doesn’t sound like it would taste all that bad. Thick crust, tomato sauce, green bell pepper, fried salami, and Velveeta cheese? That’s gonna be pretty tasty. Calling it pizza might be the biggest issue, maybe something like open faced pepper sandwich would be better.
Maybe I’m in the minority but I still think inhaling wrong and being covered in fire inside and outside is scary.
It’s gonna be homo sapiens unless crabs evolve laughter.
I understand your point but some of history’s most publicized and powerful figures have been consumed by crabs. Amelia Earhart and countless other well known examples through history show the crab threat is much more present and real than you imply.
With the Navage you can save it for later instead of letting it go down the drain!
Walt you dry yourself with your underwear?
Was the child employed in the poultry or cattle industries?
Not supporting Microsoft, but didn’t they just lease out a nuclear power plant to reduce their carbon emissions?
What are the implications?
What’s your job?
Oh goodness, hopefully the Democrats can hold on to the presidency! Crazy how election results take days to be revealed now, right guys?
Not so fast
Racists aren’t the sexiest in my opinion, and that puts me in the minority…
Conditions change rapidly too. A cloud can cause everything to ice over instantly. You might have stopped fine every other time, but it takes a single unexpected slide to change lives forever.
This was considered a “power tie” during an age where large, bulky, oversized formal wear was trendy and signified power.
7/11 has really nice gas station food.