Worse, it’s 2016 again

Hail yourself!

In Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantis ® made a public declaration that The Satanic Temple will not have any part in the state’s program.
“Some have said that if you do a school chaplain program that, somehow, you’re going to have satanists running around in all our schools. We’re not playing those games in Florida,” DeSantis said in August, according to the Florida Phoenix. “That is not a religion. That is not qualified to be able to participate in this. So, we’re going to be using common sense when it comes to this. You don’t have to worry about it,” he added.

Get fucked Rhonda Santis. Let’s see you try to block our presence by what, creating a list of “actual” religions acceptable to you?

But that could cost way more than $10K

Hail yourself!

They’re doing the whole planet and already have an interactive map available. FTA: https://data.carbonmapper.org/

FTA: https://data.carbonmapper.org/

Just as a heads up, you can edit the sections that show and where they show in the Photos app and you can always swipe control center away if you start at the very bottom of the screen like an app.

Says the man who immediately wanted another debate with Biden after winning the first one

Ah well then you can’t have GrapheneOS anyway

Pretty sure all contactless forms of payment work like that

Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit

Framework

One can only hope

FartsWithAnAccent is wary

So wait, you take your shoes off at the door, but your dogs (who invariably step in their own piss and shit), have free reign?

Every state’s* constitution

Absurd? Yes. Genius? Also yes.

It’s just more enshittification. If they can get away with smaller files, they absolutely will.

We’re going to need a video of this now. Pay the cat tax.