If you weigh 200lb and eat 2lb of pizza you are approximately 1% pizza.

3 days so that I could finish my thesis. It happened because I was a procrastinator (I still am, but not as bad).

I… agree… with MTG?

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Welcome to Walmart. I love you.

Is the difference between youse and youse guys the number of people involved? Similar to y’all and all y’all?

I wish we could use Slack.

There should be a game that lets people guess if a news story is an Onion article or not.

A good dark chocolate. Not milk chocolate, but dark dark chocolate.

Instagram, followed by Lemmy. I’m trying to use IG less often.

Well, I guess we’ll be safe from innocent doggos 😔

I would love this, but the DNC likely won’t learn from their mistakes.

She looks like she was a good, happy girl.

I was scrolling and thought this said Led Zeppelin and I was like huh?

I think they see the writing on the wall and they’re trying to make a buck while they still can.

But can ChatGPT downvote answers into oblivion?

Like an ogre

Oof. That sounds rough.

Based on the lyrics I always thought it was about werewolves.