What wind speed will cause you to topple over?

On a more serious note, have you found any particular activities or sports where your unique genetics have given you an advantage?

The new McDonald’s McBoot™

Ba Dup Bup Ba, I’m licking it!

Yes you did, because you’re morally obligated to join in and cave the fucker’s face in.

Signed!

You should come over and try my vibes based Cottage Pie. It’s subtlety spicy, meaty (or veggie depending on dietary preferences), full of flavour. Every time I have cooked it for people I have always gotten back compliments, clean plates and guests in a glorious food coma.

As someone who’s worked with battery gauge ICs for embedded electronics, this made me cry. Just leave the damn engineer alone and USE YOUR PRODUCT PROPERLY YOU FUCKING USER!

I’m ok I’m ok, I’m calm, I’m centered, I won’t blame the user for being an idiot, I’m calm, I’m centered, I won’t blame the user for being an idiot, I’m calm, I’m centered, I won’t blame the user for being an idiot.

Then technically these should be renamed to “Genital Reveal Parties” but that would imply a different type of party…

You’re forgetting about the loophole.

Hidden reading nook with bookshelf and cozy vibes.

Or jumper cables.

So what’s likely happening is Trump is asking how much money Winne the Pooh will give him to not do anything when they invade Taiwan via the CEO of their most successful spyware, propaganda, and cultural power platform.

Best start actioning within a month because after that they won’t have to fire the first shot when they have the legal system to hide behind. For example, see Luigi.

Well since you think your soapbox has been reduced to splinters, your ballot box has failed, the jury box is crumbling down before you, why don’t you crack open the ammo box NOW and take the initiative?

That’s good but it’s not enough to act smug, no matter how righteous it is, standing on the moral high ground if you want others to get up there, you have to lend a hand to lift others up.

Have faith, speaking as a Brit that voted remain who had to deal with the idiotic decision made by half the population, the majority of those people can be redeemed.

But you have to reach out and try to engage with them verbally in a non-combative tone, no matter how much you want to scream in their face that they’re so dense they make a brick look sharp.

Enjoy the schadenfreude of the leopards eating their faces. But at some point you’ll either have to forgive them once they realise they’ve been hoodwinked by psychological warfare waged on the news and social media by individuals and organisations with geopolitical and corporate greed aims in mind, then rebuild your public institutions together and educate them to throw off these infective and destructive ideas and dogma.

Or shoot them in a gruelling civil war, and beat them so resoundingly that their ideology remains burnt and buried with them and Sherman himself would say “fucking hell”.

Hope and strive for the first, but prepare for and pray the second doesn’t become the only way.

Slaves, they want slaves.

Ironic, they forgot to separate their coloureds from their whites.

Ironic, they forgot to separate their coloureds from their whites.

Not even the first time this has happened.

An Army of Gimp Hackers for a Cyber Goth Mistress?

Why do I feel like this already exists as some obscure web comic?