probably lemon tree by fools garden

Rice and eggs, depending on how tight money is sometimes I go for months on just egg fried rice

the shop I work in lets staff take written off stuff just so it isn’t going to waste so I regularly eat food that’s past the expiry date, I think the oldest thing was a bottle of pepsi max lime that was a bit over a year out. It was still fizzy but idk if it tasted off or if I just didn’t like the flavour.

I had a university lecturer who claimed that climate change was racist “because Bangladeshi women can’t swim”

Idk how some people end up being able to teach sometimes

Did someone email us about a fire?

idk if it’s the same thing but in the UK we had a limited run of “electric” pepsi a few months ago that was dyed blue, everyone I know assumed they were just trying to shift a bad batch as a limited edition drink.

You’d be surprised, some people born in the 2000s want them for the retro factor now

just hold onto a book for 5 decades to avoid late fees, got it

I thought they’d already banned the military from using this, you’d think secret service would be included in that ban too

Ever since the edgerunners anime I’ve kinda wanted choom and gonk to turn into real slang

I tried looking for something like this in the UK and it turns out the nearest one for me got shut down during COVID, the rest are all an hour or two away at least. It’s a great idea but I guess it’s unsustainable without some sort of external funding cause the local one was already running at a loss before 2020 according to their website.

Not all recipes are online though, I’m guessing OP meant something like r/old_recipies just without the Reddit part

There are bigger problems that I agree need to be solved but I’m not personally that verbal about them. But the one I complain about the most has got to be potholes.

In the UK farmers are responsible for maintaining the hedgerows between the road and their fields so I feel like they should also be responsible for filling in the potholes caused by their heavy machinery and the cow shit left behind when they’re moving cattle.

I’m in the uk too but I’m out in the northern countryside, just to get to the village newsagents is a 15-20 minute walk and it’s about 12 miles to the nearest supermarket. Even in the UK there are places where you have to drive to almost everywhere.

Gen Z is a lot older than you think, early gen Z were around when fax machines were still common. Gen alpha maybe though.

Ah I read it as terribly named places for some reason

There’s a UK road trip that goes from Twatt to Shitterton through Cock Bridge, Dick Place, Cock Alley, Bitchfield, Whores Wood and Ass Hill.

100% the casting was amazing but it still would be cool to see a version with the real people

do you think you have to kill chickens to collect their eggs?

I get that they weren’t technically movie stars but it would be so cool to see the real James Hunt and Niki Lauda playing themselves in Rush