That, I cannot refute. Cumulocockus… fucking gold.

Crazy, right? A goddamn head-on crab salamander. Who thinks this shit up? Clouds are bonkers.

Bonus points if you noticed the cumulus cock.

For fuck’s sake, why no Glockopotomus?

-Always hungry, hungry (for murder.) -Dat ass

Thank you, FabioTNO, for providing much-needed insight on the topic of fecal adhesion and permanence.

You seem to know your shit.