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Cake day: January 26th, 2025

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  • At least make the shot count.

    My buddy with the fedora is really just looking for friendship first. He has a lot of female friends. Saw a girl with a cool shirt, brought it up, and they spent the hour talking and pretty sure they’re doing coffee dates now and moving into something more.

    Where my brother who is a gym rat goes around asking literally every woman under the sun if they want to have dinner. I watched him go up to the bartender, ask her out, get rejected, then while walking to the bathroom, get rejected by a girl waiting in line in the bathroom. He calls it a numbers game and is oblivious of how he sees women. Also yuck when he asked out the bartender.










  • VitoRobles@lemmy.todaytomemes@lemmy.worldJust asking
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    1 day ago

    THERES NOTHING MORE STRAIGHT THAN BEING THE ALPHA MALE IN A SEA OF OTHER MALES.

    DOMINATE THE WEAKER MALES.

    MAKE THEM KNOW THEIR PLACE.

    DO NOT THINK ABOUT THEIR NON-ALPHA PENISES OR THEIR CUTE LITTLE BUTTS.

    FOR YOU, YOU ARE THE MOST ALPHA OF ALPHAS.