Exactly this.

Based on my 2020 experience, seeing people whining about not being able to go to Olive Garden, I am pretty sure that the keyboard warriors are not prepared for the inconvenience of living in a war zone.

Pakistani guy who loves his spicy food. I keep a bottle of crushed red peppers in the break room at work for when the boss orders pizza for the office.

20 year old me would see that as an opportunity for an epic Harold & Kumar inspired road trip.

Not a Christian, but nothing beats working out to “Light of Christmas” by Owl Cities.

Not sure why Nissan needs my sexual activity data but I can maliciously comply and make them regret asking for it.

I don’t rrally care when or if we have labor day as an official holiday. Seems like a pointless token gesture, considering the lack of labor rights and protections in the US.

Cursed Monkey Paw:

Wish Granted. You get regular firmware updates, just like HP printers do.

It might ruffle some feathers at the RNC that he is treating their debate invite like he treats a Congressional subpoena.

I agree, It should not be.

But Trump thinks that the cops these days are not rough enough with their suspects.

Every attempt to fix this is met with boomers screaming about ruining the unique character of the neighborhood.