I’m imagining nothing but monkey bars over a bottomless pit between the subway entrance and the yellow strip by the train doors.

We can just set up reservations in unused land in Oklahoma for those that don’t own land. /S

“And I thought they smelled bad on the outside…”

The JavaScript boy became a sexy mysterious wizard.

Checks out.

Correct! High heels are seldom comfortable and rarely rational.

Maybe the orcas are trying to show off that they are hard and can hold their breath longer?

The Pixar film nobody asked for, but really needed.

She had style! She had flair! She was there…

That’s how she became- the Orca!

Hey guys, I’m Jeremy Queaye. Did you get the dozen similar tickets I posted before lunch? I have a few more…

Elon Nepobabyoligarchson.

The Arabic Ibn works as well, unless I’m mistaken. Like McMurphy, IbnRasshad.

Correct me if I’m wrong as I’d like to know!

The names Trent, Trent Shippinrecieven.

‘Ill perform better in my position because I’m two inches taller and can reach the back of the top shelf without wasting company time sourcing a ladder!’

The most recent one I took almost felt like a placement test trying to see if you had management material, which could be problematic for someone applying to be an entry level team member, but giving management answers.

Maybe I’m over thinking why I got passed on by a grocery store after two in person group interviews.

Yeah, the trick is to pretend you are A mixture of Ned Flanders and a ditzy cheerleader when you answer.

Are we cooked?

Maybe it’s the shit market that I’m applying to, but when I apply for a retail job, they want a fully filled out application (that auto fill always Borks, so I have to type everything in manually) as well as a cover sheet and some places want you to take a personality quiz that you have to pass for hr to even see your application. I couldn’t imagine applying to 4 jobs a day, let alone 40.

I imagine we are talking about corporate postings where you just paste a link to LinkedIn and that does most of the work?

I have ‘Agenbite Inwit’ tattooed on my person and feel as though this ogre meme has called me out.

As a victim of the US public School system, every class had one or more kids that simply couldn’t read aloud in class for one reason or another. The teachers learned to not call on them in the future to keep things moving.

Some of them got moved to special education classes over the years, but in my experience they were just free periods to keep them from slowing the other kids down.

It’s sad, I knew a guy that was smart as a whip, but we went to a restaurant he wasn’t used to and he sheepishly asked me what was on the menu since there weren’t any pictures.

See the great historical documentary ‘Forrest Gump’.

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