I don’t understand. He already won. The press loves him because he’s a bad-news buffet. Harris and Biden are boring. They don’t pump up the ratings. Trump does. So the press does, and always will, suck his little mushroom dick for more sound bites.

More like sucking on his tiny mushroom cock nonstop. See, the media LOVES Trump. For most of them, it’s not because of ideology. It’s because he’s a headline buffet. There will always be more, it will always be more salacious, there is no bottom. Which is great for selling ads attached to what they write, film, and so on.

Biden? Boring. Harris? Booring. But Trump? Trump will always be a lalapalooza of insanity. And to the current celebrity media, that’s all that counts.

Sad thing is they’re gonna get us all killed with that shit.

“Not going to talk about couches”? Oh yes you are. You’ve been hoisted by your own petard, and you’re gonna stay up there till we decide to take you down (we won’t, you deserve it).

I bet it isn’t very deep

Look. Newsweek. People.

Here’s your headline: “Photo shows Trump lied about ear injury.” Just say what it is.

Yes, people commonly stop working on something when it’s finished. Will the fucking media EVER start writing good headlines again?

Why ask the liar to explain what he meant? He meant what he said, just like in 2020 when he said he would only accept the results of the election if he won.

There won’t be another presidential election if he wins. Not a fair one, at least. Vance will do what Pence wouldn’t; declare all electoral votes against Trump to be fraudulent. Make sure Congress gets to decide who wins, voting by state, with one vote per state. More Republican delegations than Democratic means Trump wins. Then the stooges on the Supreme Court rubber-stamp it. Dictator for life. With scarier people waiting in the wings for after he dies (Hawley is terrifying).

Emigrate now if you can.

“Fetal personhood” was always the next shoe to drop after they overturned Roe. I was a little surprised the court didn’t go straight there in Dodd.

All that shit the court said about the states being able to decide about abortion? Lies. These right-wing nutcases are out to ban abortion everywhere. And they will, through fetal personhood. We can’t pass a law to kill a PERSON without due process, can we?

It’ll happen in the next five years unless we reform the court or impeach the six frauds. Based on our current tendency to go from bad to worse, I doubt either of those will happen.

Emigrate now if you can.

Well, now that Chevron is dead, this ain’t happening unless every 23-year-old Trump district judge in Alaska agrees.

Vladimir Putin bought the Republican Party, and they love his money more than their country.

“The Homer”

PROPAGANDA. Please use the actual word. Why use two words when one do trick?

Put as many people in the streets as you want. That bastard’s not going anywhere until the military turns on him. And right now, they’re having a lot of fun murdering people in Gaza.

But why?!

yay

Even better, nationalize it. We don’t have to let Musk keep control of it at all.

Hmm, good to hear both sides are wrong. Please, tell me more of this “both sides” principle.

Good morning, Israeli propaganda ministry! How’s the weather down there today?

Bet he never spends a day in custody. He’ll either 1) litigate it all till he dies, 2) become dictator, or 3) flee to Russia.

Could be bladder cancer. Either way, the Palace wouldn’t say because he’s getting a stoma and a bag.