GameBoy was by and large a Tetris machine… then Pokemon came out.

No, it’s the result.

Spotify: downloads songs

Me: plays downloaded songs

Spotify: buffers for five full seconds

Me: PRAY TELL WHAT FOR?!?

As long as he wasn’t snoring, you can sit behind your dad and imagine he’s the one narrating.

“Oh god, not this shit again.”

45 minutes later

“But WHY does Abigail have to go to the nunnery? She didn’t do anything wrong!”

And TMNT.

“You voted for us.”

Drywall?? I distinctly remember him pulling down load-bearing bricks!

John the Revelator got horses levitating on clouds, we get donkeys driving Cybertrucks.

Chicken with a scarf around its neck: “It’s made of PEEOPLEEE!!”

Birds inherit the Earth.

or cohabit as informal spouses.

So, just straight-up pedophilia!

If it’s a super cheap quasiPad with good software, then it makes sense. If it’s something I can emulate at about 90% with a used iPhone XR and the Home app then it’s completely redundant.

There are unused assets in the original World of Warcraft that suggested a player housing system was being developed but never finished. The idea is as old as MMORPGs are.

The Anime/Manga/video game series dotHack, which is about a fake MMORPG, predates WoW by several years and has player housing for some of the characters.

What’s next, a dance studio?

Unionized Clown Posse

He could, he should, he won’t.

Businesses and personalities have different sets of followers on different social platforms and this is an easier way to give everyone the same content.

Sure, some people are going to use it with spambots, but it does have legitimate purpose for real people.