so they’re going to spend a whole bunch of the companies money on security firms, it’s definitely going to come out of the executive compensation and not the workers, right? …right?

not a huge sum, but I had $10k in it, because it was a fun bullshit app that scratched the lottery itch despite it earning less than regular interest over my time with it

i hope this will lead to never having the -gate suffix appended to every stupid fucking controversy, but i suspect how little sense it makes is going to completely miss people

is it a 1024 bit or byte key that would resist for a vigintillion years?

it did mention homeschooling, just before the last paragraph

deviant ollam is salivating rn

I feel stupid for knowing exactly where this is, being within easy driving distance, and still not going to the cartoon Network hotel

we love Odyssey-San!

adding on to this, the bank isn’t doing just mfa, it’s likely also doing risk-based authentication. logging in and viewing funds isn’t that risky, but moving money around is much riskier, even in the same account. so you have to provide stronger evidence that it’s you requesting the action.

after watching jelle’s marble races the names in this image are actually making me angry

minty maniacs forever

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i’m only into it if it’s satsuki

he WHAT

we should have stopped making new printers after the HP LaserJet 4, it’s all been downhill since then