I second the suggestion of befriending the dog: get some good dog treats and essentially train it. Imagine the look on the neighbor’s face if everyone is outside and the dog obeys your verbal commands. Delicious!
I did something similar. I would get about as far as writing the interesting mechanic/game logic and then give up.
You guys have projects that end??
Yeah seriously. The day news of this broke, I switched my book library over to Calibre+DeDRM and put my device in airplane mode.
Well that’s one way to plug your memory leaks