No, you have crabs, see a doctor.

It has been particularly buggy, even by Microsoft standards.

The bone, beige, ivory, cream, off-white…

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Unexpected Simpsons reference

Fruit Ninja aftermath.

Something something Archer reference Krieger something

The “Everything’s OK” alarm is working just fine.

Four more years.

Bill Burr having a bad day.

It’s not just being good at SQL, it’s knowing the data and relationships therein.

There’s no such thing as a fish…

U mad bro?

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

(Wipes eyes)

(takes breath)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

They’re not wrong, they’re just assholes.

Guess he was wigging out.

Milk & honey gin. Doesn’t taste like milk, but once the dregs have evaporated, there’s a lingering smell of sweetened condensed milk.

Saw a 5Ghz one called “COVID Vaccine”

Deep penetration. Hell of a cum shot.