Yes, because as we know Ruzzia has a wonderful track record with negotiations and can 100% be trusted to Do the Right Thing™

Tag yourself, I’m rip.

Oysters Rockefeller here has provided us with genu-ine turkey dogs!

See, I don’t understand acts of god as it pertains to insurance. Acts of god are unforeseen, unavoidable accidents. What is insurance for if not literally that exact situation?

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

The enshittification will continue until morale improves.

Asked Dumbledore calmly

That too, but there was also a gag in an episode where they’re at a ski lodge where Fry says, “Thank god global warming never happened,” and Leela responds, “Actually it did, but thank god for nuclear winter.”

I like vampires in the Pratchett universe, who often see human hunting as a sport and leave religious symbols, stakes, and garlic around the castle to level the playing field. (Not to mention the black ribbon society, the vampire equivalent to AA.)

It’s cool, he’ll replace it with his concepts of a plan.

And they won the Senate and are on track to win the house. The supreme Court is already in Trump’s pocket and even if he choked on a big Mac and keeled over tomorrow that still leaves Vance, who is just as insane as trump but knows how to make his shit palatable to anyone who hasn’t been paying attention, which as tonight proves is more than half the country. We are 1000% well and truly fucked.

Luck of the Fryish, I think, right after Fry declares his bad luck is over and then slips and falls into the sewer.

Nah, good guess but Bender flushes himself in that one and Leela and Fry go looking for him. I think this is Luck of the Fryish, when they went looking for Fry’s seven-leaf clover.

The unfortunate drawback of democracy: these people get the same vote the most well-informed altruistic voters do.

I think we still can’t beat Giuliani booking the four seasons gardening center next to the dildo emporium.

First past the post is bad, but the electoral college can make voter apathy unbearable. My state is more of a swing state now, but it used to be solidly red for decades, and voting blue felt like spitting in a hurricane.

Good thing he has a trans daughter, multiple major businesses, and one of the largest social media platforms. He seems bang-up for the job.

You just yadda yaddad over the best part!

Was that before or after trying to sexually gratify the microphone?

Best was having an international community in your neighborhood and coming home with some weird Korean candy among the usual tootsie rolls and dumdums.