You’re right. I lost. The Game.

I don’t see a problem. Just gotta shave off part of your ethics.

Are there really people who unironically say that? How is it possible to attain this enlightenment level delusion? It’s like Buddhism, but for morons.

In a lot of languages the word for apple used to refer to all kinds of fruits, particularly new ones from more or less exotic lands. Pineapples also don’t look much like apples, do they?

Karl Marx in my ass

That’s the moon. Tech bros just invented the moon.

Reading this makes me really angry for some reason.

Gotta stay in practice.

The straw man commie in OP’s butt.

Boah, leiwand. Krosse-Krabbe-Pizza?

There are several steps between learning German and comprehending whatever the fuck we’re doing over there.

Hi. Was essen wir heute am Abend?

Ever heard of zooplankton?

Wait, why does one of the animals look like the cameraman?

Easy. The ones with vowels are C library functions.

It still has cogwheels.

Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo

“Average” can be an arithmetic mean, a median, a geometric mean, or even a mode.

I actually like it when my cereals get soggy. Most “crunchy” things are just annoyingly hard. Anything harder than a potato chip just sucks.

All the more reason not to love them. They shouldn’t even know your birthday.