I feel like you are meant to watch this on it.

https://youtu.be/xlcywgEMuGI

Which ocean is Madagascar in?

Told you.

It’s 9am in morning, it’s too early for this shit!?! Let’s just call it a coincidence. I’m going back to sleep, they can’t get to you in your dreams.

What is Alex Trebek’s ouija board number?

Aren’t the Island Boys a product of the Florida educational system?

This is great Ted.

I feel you there person.

Mine are very old. Of recent, not a day goes by of inner turmoil bubbling up, wanting me to give them a blast with both barrels (figuratively) about a lifetime of emotional neglect. But I just bite my tongue and talk about the weather over phone. It’s some kind of sick martyrdom controlling my emotions so they don’t have to really feel … right to the bitter end.

So Groundhog Day 3.

4 years from now, who do you want to play Jack?

Here’s his prequels

Elon Musks failed Solar City

Elon Musks failed Boring Company

Elon Musks failed Hyperloop

Trump’s strip mall lawyers should be quietly shitting themselves by this point.

I don’t Stan for anyone these days but I’m a bit in awe of Jack Smith SC. His hobbies include participating in triathlons FFS!?!

If this all pans out it’ll make one hell of a movie.

This highlights how deep the BS surrounding Musk has burrowed into the media scape. They invariably refer to his companies as “Elon Musks Tesla” or “Elon Musks Twitter” and so on. Where other billionaire’s (for the most part) avoid the limelight and their companies stand seperate to their idiotic personal choices.

I like how you still call it a tweet. I hope tweet, tweeting and twitter remain the lexicon for X forever.

For me, it was okay. But it won’t truely feel like home until a Bender episode gets to shine.

Anything, anywhere at least tie the knot once.

https://youtu.be/VOWu4-cTV1I

Remember that time he showed up to work all black and blue because he back chatted Elaine over her runny eggs?

Timestamp 20:09 S11E01: ominous warning from the future for Elon Musk “X equals suicide”. Ummm? Futurama did it!