Totally normal horse girl things

If you voted for trump you’re dead to me

In you go tweety bird

Oh gee I don’t know, maybe because it’s a shit platform run by a petulant man child.

Restaurant Christmas party, guy walks out of the bathroom drunk af and tripping on shrooms with his dick out. Owner and their kid were right there when he came out. Instantly fired and lucky he’s not a sex offender

Fuck this shit

What a badass

The comment is slightly ambiguous so let’s chalk it up to that.

The democratic candidate for governor is named Josh Stein

Thank fuck. Robinson is a psychopath

Deglaze with your favorite beer

I ended up getting two

Are ya voting yet?!

I’m about to go get a bottle of whiskey and try to get through this

Moonshine

Climbing gym, I roll up high as fuck and put my headphones in and go hard for like an hour or two. When I’m done it’s the absolute best feeling especially when I finish a project route or just do something cool.

Unfortunately all the gyms in my area are closed because of hurricane Helene so I haven’t been able to go for a while.

Can we just mean corporate speak in general. I can’t fucking stand all the buzzwords that get tossed around

Ask for the Bob Marley extra crispy

Probably at least in the 1k range