“About that whole ‘thy neighbor’s ass’ bit, you’ve gotta see this…”

Takes Over NSA Agent

Logs Into Desktop

Clicks Start Menu

The End.

Give it like a month and you won’t have to waste your one ability use on this.

Buncha pussies like Bezos and Zuckerberg could never take out someone as rich and powerful as Elon.

Buncha pussies like Larry Ellison and Warren Buffet could never take out someone as rich and powerful as Bezos and Zuck.

And so on. Problem solved.

Curb Your Enthusiasm convinced me Seinfeld was like 95% Jerry riding Larry David’s coattails. Jerry is so rarely funny to supposedly be “the guy.”

Sounds like they should do it more often.

Today I’ll be showing you how to make an authentic, delicious calzone using only six pieces of toast…

But you can’t deny they’re not libraries.

Putting the wooden doll up one shelf with the other humanoid figures would be a good start.

My Abeka Book history book says God destined America to succeed, so I think you guys might be overreacting.

Big female’s paid minions are out in droves in this thread.

Spoiler: they do.

What does the goat se? Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding…

palatable

Same, it’s like the original Star Wars trilogy. I still know everything that happens, somehow, despite never seeing it.

Um, where’s Jeeves? Wtf.

So it’s probably not been in Hitlers mouth. Dinosaur piss I’ll leave as an exercise for the reader.

I’m on it. Dinosaurs lived for millions of years, so if we assume at least one dinosaur per year, there were likely at least a million dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are also very big. This means they probably stored a lot of pee. How much pee? Based on their size, probably at least a gallon or more. So now you’ve got 1 million gallons of dinosaur pee. With 8.025 billion people on Earth, that’s roughly 1/2 teaspoon of dinosaur pee for every living human!

I’ve gone to two Hardee’s in two different states that blatantly and repeatedly charged more than they listed on the menu.

That said, they have the best biscuits possibly in the world.

What are berbs?

What have you done.