Haha man this is why I keep taking longer and longer breaks from gaming. Other hobbies are far more fun now than whatever this (gestures vaguely) is.

Maybe, but this is why I already bought an EV in 2020. By the time the battery has degraded, I hope to be able to replace them with cheaper, higher capacity upgrades.

• Apes together strong.

Trump will just draw, with sharpie, on a map, where food is grown and BAM that’s where it’s from now.

I heard if you ingest huge quantities of bananine, you will see the golden path humanity must walk, but will be condemned to life as a half banana, half human monstrosity.

In the end, we all ghost everyone.

Pass me some apostate-o chips while I log in then!

Awesome. Your next step should be: getting appointed to the hooded and robed “council that decides the intrinsic worth of every human endeavor and inculcates this via subliminal carrier wave to the whole species”.

Make that “maybe” come true kiddo!

Or, alternatively, one might opt to look at the world around them whilst they are using public transportation, instead of solipsistic immersion into a screen.

I was led to understand that “terminally online” was an undesirable state to exist in.

I even felt the wind from that one.

It should also be a strong strong signal to stop listening to the apes that are hoarding all the bananas, and instead, eat that banana-hoarding abhorrence.

They’re both idiots.

Done went from being the guy we’d kill if we had a time machine to the guy we voted for in less than a decade. Pretty impressive trick.

So, a Splinternet?

Yep. This cluster fuck all but guaranteed our political dick-pendulum will swing right very shortly.

Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

What a waste of atoms that ‘thing’ is. May it suffer greatly before they are permanently rearranged into a nonliving format. May the universe learn from it’s mistake.

The richest, most inept, out-of-touch, needs to be put in his fucking place douche.

Weird how right wing content and popularity has an inverse square power law. Sooooo weird.